You’re trail trottin’ in the woods and you encounter a bear. Whatcha gonna do? Hug it. Challenge it to a chugging competition. Get the #e!! outta there. These hairy beasts can sprint 30 miles per hour which is faster than you, but can they zig zag? Can they dodge, duck, dip, dive? Nope, they can’t. And wearing Sprints Bears pattern means you have exponentially increased your chances of survival. e^x for those geeks.