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Mens Avigate 5" Fusion Short - Uninvited Alien Antics
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We didn’t invite them. They came anyway.
The Uninvited Alien Antics 5" Avigate Fusion Short is what happens when your easy run turns into a close encounter. UFOs overhead. Questionable crop circles. Suspiciously fast mile splits. Coincidence? We think not.
The 5” inseam keeps things aerodynamic in case you need to accelerate unexpectedly (say… during an abduction attempt). Lightweight. Quick. Zero earthly restrictions. And we're giving you 4 total pockets for fuel, keys, credentials, or classified documents. Ab ack zip pocket fits a full iPhone (yes, the whole mothership), a full-length liner with built-in phone pocket for secure containment.
Whether you’re outrunning a beam of light or just your old PR, these shorts are cleared for takeoff.
Run strange. Stay fast. The Truth Is Out There.
Fit
This short fits true to size.
View Size Chart Here.
Cold wash separately before first use. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or bleach.
92% Polyester 8% Spandex of buttery goodness.
- Back zip pockets fits full iPhone
- 5 inch inseam
- Full length liner with phone pocket
- 4 total pockets
Overall rating: 4.25 / 5 from 40 reviews.
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Reviews
No complaints!
"Shorts fit great! really comfortable in my opinion. Will be wearing for a 5k this weekend."
"Great"
"These are the same shirts as the dark dystopian but the quality is inconsistent between pairs."
"Its the perfect length. It has the liner pocket and the regular pockets !"
Favorite running shorts, I like
"Favorite running shorts, I like the minimal pattern."
"Great fit"
"Best shorts to have For Running."
"I feel like there should be more information on how form fitting they are, i wouldve sized up"
"Perfect fit, support, comfort! Feel good and look good! Love the pockets in the shorts and in the liner. Wore them for Chicago marathon on 10/12! They were amazing!"
