Mens Avigate 5" Fusion Short - Uninvited Alien Antics

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Regular price $54.00

We didn’t invite them. They came anyway.

The Uninvited Alien Antics 5" Avigate Fusion Short is what happens when your easy run turns into a close encounter. UFOs overhead. Questionable crop circles. Suspiciously fast mile splits. Coincidence? We think not.

The 5” inseam keeps things aerodynamic in case you need to accelerate unexpectedly (say… during an abduction attempt). Lightweight. Quick. Zero earthly restrictions.  And we're giving you 4 total pockets for fuel, keys, credentials, or classified documents. Ab ack zip pocket fits a full iPhone (yes, the whole mothership), a full-length liner with built-in phone pocket for secure containment.

Whether you’re outrunning a beam of light or just your old PR, these shorts are cleared for takeoff.

Run strange. Stay fast. The Truth Is Out There.

Fit
Rating of 1 means Small.
Middle rating means True to size.
Rating of 5 means Large.
The rating of this product for "" is 3.
Sizing & Fit

This short fits true to size.
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Care Instructions

Cold wash separately before first use. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or bleach.

Fabric

92% Polyester 8% Spandex of buttery goodness.

Technology
  • Back zip pockets fits full iPhone
  • 5 inch inseam
  • Full length liner with phone pocket
  • 4 total pockets

Overall rating: 4.3023257 / 5 from 43 reviews.

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Reviews

Love everything about it. I

"Love everything about it. I keep trying to find a flaw, this is too good to be true. I can NEVER find running shorts that are light, comfortable, and hold a phone in a way that won't flop. Sometimes I think I'm the only person on the planet running with a phone (I refuse to wear a giant arm band). Also love this design. I'm hoping the construction holds up, which is the only thing I can't speak to now."

Marc L. (5/5)

The material is very soft

"The material is very soft and lightweight. The phone pocket on the liner is a nice feature and keeps my phone secure and I hardly notice I have it. The graphics are fun."

John N. (4/5)

Really comfortable Lining is just

"Really comfortable Lining is just right Pockets are perfect and hold a lot"

Abraham P. (5/5)

Would like to return it.

"Would like to return it. To small for husband"

Mary H. (5/5)

"It is the wrong size I need a size smaller and I can’t get in touch with you"

John (1/5)

"Great"

Drew (5/5)

No complaints!

"Shorts fit great! really comfortable in my opinion. Will be wearing for a 5k this weekend."

Bobby (5/5)

"These are the same shirts as the dark dystopian but the quality is inconsistent between pairs."

George (3/5)

"Its the perfect length. It has the liner pocket and the regular pockets !"

George (5/5)

Favorite running shorts, I like

"Favorite running shorts, I like the minimal pattern."

Declan M. (5/5)

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