Gnats are pronounced nats, like cats or bats but they suck way worse. One minute you’re running and minding your own business and the next you’re inhaling a small black insect. Did he die? Did you decrease your life expectancy? Was there any measurable protein consumed? Is he gonna live inside your lungs forever and build a little nest? For all these reasons the Sprints Insects hat is covered with lots of bugs, but no guh nats. Enjoy those trails.